this thread...

Can’t tell what’s skinnier, 2nd dude’s mustache or the tires.

well played

Perhaps the seller meant 7500 Ugandan Shillings, not US greenbacks.

I’d watch a show about a monkey molesting random objects

this is the only correct answer.

all dressed up and no one to blow?

The first new car I ever had, 1995 Maxima. Torque steer was manageable, but still present.  Little pupper could get up and go back in the day

Back in high school, the tampon machine in the girls bathroom beat him up and stole his lunch money

Grand Marquis is a much nicer ride without looking like a wannabe leo. 

Due to the unsafe drinking water, passengers on the Mayflower drank beer as a main hydration source - each person was rationed a gallon per day.

Not a bar exactly, but back in the 80's KU used to have 100+ keggers in a parking lot with some bands on stage.

You never forget your first.

David Tracey is going to push one to Moab next year.

bet he felt like a dilldo

I only want to know one thing...

Ozzie is one of the greatest athletes to step on the green, humble disciplined and all around good guy.

this

Maine coon cats are amazballs fetchers

just gonna drop this here.  I’ll see myself out