the chain and padlocks are more valuable than the car.

Two words:  Bitchin Camaro

So how does this work?  They deposit into your bank account, or simply give you the money out of the cash drawer?

maybe the hobo that lives in it is secretly wealthy?

that’s a Country/Western song title if I’ve ever heard one.

nothing parties like a loaner.

fresh snow + large parking lot + time to make the donuts + forgetting about concrete parking barriers = 17 year old dingus - front suspension

&*%#!

seems legit

how did they make even the tire tread ugly?

I hate my neighbors and I have some fuck you money saved up.

wont even leave the Hertz parking lot, burnouts, donuts, speedbumps to the tune of “kickstart my heart”

now I know how my mom feels about my wanting a bike

between this and model T pig races, best weekend ever.

coming back from the shelter, my new (used) cat took a squirt that got through the air holes and hit the mouse fabric.

the heart wants what it wants.

comic sans or Gilligan’s Island font if you please

personally, I rely on the benefits of red shift for those headlights behind me.

Rain-X