I know this is a hot take, will generate controversy, and will doubtlessly cost me many friends and allies, but I find Ted Cruz to be a viscerally unpleasant person.

There’s an asterisk that this doesn’t apply to flights form Texas to Cancun. 

I have an idea how much it’s gonna cost to fix that...

F150 with the uber rare 1-on-the-tree transmission

The responsible thing for Mercedes to do would be to buy it and put it in their own museum along with an exhibit where they own up to their past (via the aforementioned dozens of placards).

The trouble with omni wheels is they really only work well on flat surfaces. Make one wheel loose contact or traction and suddenly you’re facing the wrong direction.

Yeah, that’s a picture from a PREVIOUS time a Tesla on Autopilot killed a motorcyclist, as noted in the caption of the image. 

That’s considered a historic ad campaign, making motorcycles “respectable.”

There’s a whole song about the town by Credence Clearwater Revival and covered by about a bajillion other bands

Hmmm. I’ve got an idea...

Ran into the ‘back of the blue’ is the best they can do.

I worked for a company that laid off 60% (about 90) of its employees. They did it American Idol-style; the group that were remaining went into conference room A and the group leaving went into conference room B. HR stood at the doors to make sure people went into the correct room.

Ol’ Maddy looking pretty rough there. He’s a rich white guy, so I doubt they checked him for drugs or alcohol, but they should have.

Last we heard from former North Carolina representative Madison Cawthorn, he had just been caught driving on a revoked license for a second time.

Again, the 328 Hommage. Just crazy in all the right ways.

If you want to be pedantic, they weren’t called Audis yet, but the Auto Union 1000 SP Thunderbird clone was pretty nice.

An American website talking about German cars, and the last photograph was taken less than ten miles from my front door!

What is goinkg on with your keyboard?

“Innovation”? Nah, they just straight-up ripped off this guy:

Screenplay Idea: They don’t catch up to this scheme until after the machinery is delivered, but the original “customer” has mysteriously disappeared. Now some recently promoted facilities manager who had always found his boss kinda “off” suddenly finds himself in the middle of gold smuggling operation.