I love to spend $4,200 on making my car look exactly the same.

If I see someone curating their shit in a TSA tray and pausing to take pics, I’m going to jump the line in front of them.

I think the 1999 Mercury Cougar is one of the best-looking cars ever sold in the U.S.

The interiors fall apart and wear out quickly, they have extremely poor fit and finish, and they look terribly cheap and chintzy outside and inside.

“Are you seriously so retarded that you think I donated a Cybertruck to a Russian general?” Musk wrote on his social media platform, X.

I wonder if Waymo will try suing people who put orange traffic cones on the hoods of their autonomous vehicles?  Apparently this has had the effect of disabling them.  It’s not obviously vandalism, however.

Elvira has not aged well.

I kinda chuckle at his incipient double chin. He’s well on his way to looking like a 19th century robber baron.

Apparently George Washington drove a Dodge Challenger.  There you go.

after experiencing over four hours of turbulence following its departure from Madrid

“Which car does confirmation bias tell me I should drive?”

Some of these picks come down to the vehicles being basic transportation appliances. (I’m looking at you, Chrysler minivan.) For these, it’s like saying, “Hmm, I wonder if Whirlpool will be making this same model of dishwasher ten years from now?”

1. The king of spades is more likely. To see why, imagine a version of the problem in which the “trigger” card is some indifferent card like the two of spades. King of spades or ace of spades would be equally likely. But there’s a one out of four chance that the first ace to turn up is the ace of spades, giving zero…

is peak modern Jalopnik.  Three words. At least the apostrophe is in the right place.

And none on the way. :-(  I have a 2024 F54 Clubman JCW, and it’s a hoot. I was thinking the same thing as one of the commenters above—I wonder how close this BMW is to what I’m driving now? I would have considered an M135, if it had been available, even with the inevitable premium.

Also, Fords and Chevrolets, for consistency.

What “science” have you done in the past 5 years?

Knyte: Your ‘60 Toronado was the best car pictured here, and you had the best story. Thanks for that!

You know how this headline reads, right? That when you’re speeding, other cars on the road will be required to honk at you. (How often do you use “beep” for an inside-the-car dashboard sound?)

But Elon has an odd sense of right and wrong; he might think it’s simpler to program Teslas with hit-to-kill.