I’m starting to wonder if he uses Twitter as a communication platform, or if he thinks it’s a diary app with weird formatting.

“Basing coverage maligning the President solely on a years-old Access Hollywood claim by the President — whose own family members are women — is absurd,” White House deputy press secretary Raj Shah said in a parallel universe.

Until they make something small enough for eyeglasses, I’m out.

Until they make something small enough for eyeglasses, I’m out.

It’s not even a nontraditional sports league. It’s not a sport. Stop.

There are quite a few things that I hate, and would normally ask be left out of something, but become acceptable (or whose grossness somehow enhances the parts of the dish I like) mixed into something else, to the point where I don’t end up fishing things out like I thought I would.

Umpire: That’s it! Yer outta here!

I first read this as “sick neckfolds”

I love tattoos. They immediately identify the people with poor decision making skills so I know who to not hire.

Maybe that works for you, but I lost a crapton of weight just by limiting the “white devils”, bread, pasta, rice and potatoes.

Salsa without chips is not something I would want to eat. Without the added crunch, I find the texture unappealing.

It really is a great meme

There is no world in which “requires you to take your eyes off the road to operate controls” constitutes “a better way.” In my car I can turn the A/C on and off and adjust the dual-zone temperature and fan speed with physical buttons, but if I want to shift which vents the air is coming out of, I have to go into menus…

Yep, which is why Donut fries (especially when they are shaped like french fries is a great name)

They are literally fried. IMO anything that’s fried, has the right to describe itself as a “fry”

Isn’t the question whether they are FRIED or not? Steak Fries aren’t stick shaped—they’re wedge shaped—but because they are fried, they are still fries.

So here’s an interesting question, and I’m not trying to start a fight with anyone. I hate this woman, I think she’s a monster. But does her lack of morality, her absolute odiousness, make her an acceptable target for ridicule based on her looks? Does the fact that she’s an evil henchwoman make it okay for us to call…

I’ve reported at least three of his accounts over the years. I find this deeply hilarious. The neo-Nazi right is continually picking pointless fights with each other because they’re all stupid ego-driven children and I enjoy reading the whole mess while I flag both sides of whatever idiotic debate they’ve having at…

So, I was one of the historical consultants hired for this production - it filmed right outside my office, in fact. Which was the first time I’ve worked with a big film company (helping historians and novelists is much easier and less demanding). My specialist knowledge is in the history of Canadian prisons, so it was…

Holding out for Blind Assassin, myself…