Well, of course not. They’ll just tweet insults at each other.
“Hey, Prius, get out of the passing lane. Sad!”
“Blue BMW, you park like Crooked Hillary!”
“I’m the best car ever. Look at my large wheels!”

How many of these are left? How many only have 90k miles on them? How many have largely intact interiors and most if not all of the unique bits in place?

For those not getting the reference, “Goofus and Gallant” were cliched characters in “Highlights for Children,” the staple of doctor’s offices everywhere. Goofus was a miscreant while Gallant was a forthright, well-indoctrinated child.

Great! Not only does it lack overall performance, now it’s gonna lack a roof! Next, the turn signals!

No, Religion isn’t the problem. It’s Zealotry that encouarges them to hate the other, not to accept them and be peaceful, as most religions actually profess.

a couple of weeks ago i was back in my home state and went with my family to visit my sister, a senior in college, before a football game. Of course, at the tailgate, there was a beer pong tournament. being a white man who once went to college, I clearly could not pass the opportunity to give the ole pastime a shot.

Do you think Trump can ride a bike?

I don’t understand how you could argue about the field storming. Ohio State beat the #2 team in the country, to get revenge against a team that cost them the conference title last year, in a game that was do-or-die for OSU’s conference and national title hopes. And they came back from a huge deficit in the 4th…

I was in Milwaukee for a work thing a few years ago, and every morning, we’d sit around this huge boardroom table and all the fat motherfuckers would have like 3 diet cokes in front of them, and us west coast guys had coffee.

I will bet my last cent that after hearing the last line of the anthem, he thinks to himself, “Or what? I never understood that last line.”

Incoming shameless plug for Tom’s auto consulting service (and my wagon I suppose)...Tom helped me purchase the above referenced E63 a little over a month ago. Initially, I attempted to do a bunch of the legwork on my own with little to show for it. In comes Tom and not only did he find me nearly the exact wagon I was…

Sir, we just don’t give out comments over the phone. You’ll have to fly to NYC to speak to one of our in house internet commentors.

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Yea man, this guy is a fucking jamoke and a half.

Spotted in Utah five years ago:

Astoundingly the e38 also fits the list. My parents daily drive a 2001 740iL, and it astounds all of us how many people will come up and ask if it’s a new model. I guess the understated look and the factory xenon headlights keep it looking fresh. The royal red paint helps. In general the pre-bangle BMW’s are timeless.

BMW really captured lightning in a bottle with the E39/E46 design. I don’t think there’s another car that seems as modern regardless of its age.

The more we bought, the more we wanted to buy...They’re like our children.