There are quite a few things that I hate, and would normally ask be left out of something, but become acceptable (or whose grossness somehow enhances the parts of the dish I like) mixed into something else, to the point where I don’t end up fishing things out like I thought I would.

Umpire: That’s it! Yer outta here!

I first read this as “sick neckfolds”

I love tattoos. They immediately identify the people with poor decision making skills so I know who to not hire.

Maybe that works for you, but I lost a crapton of weight just by limiting the “white devils”, bread, pasta, rice and potatoes.

Salsa without chips is not something I would want to eat. Without the added crunch, I find the texture unappealing.

It really is a great meme

(which I suspect will not actually be called a “Corvette” but will be called something else with a much dumber name, fight me)

There is no world in which “requires you to take your eyes off the road to operate controls” constitutes “a better way.” In my car I can turn the A/C on and off and adjust the dual-zone temperature and fan speed with physical buttons, but if I want to shift which vents the air is coming out of, I have to go into menus…

I often joke that french fries are just a vehicle for ketchup and salt, but the day that I cut out the fries entirely and just squirt ketchup and shake salt into my mouth is a day that I need to take a long hard look at my life..

Yep, which is why Donut fries (especially when they are shaped like french fries is a great name)

They are literally fried. IMO anything that’s fried, has the right to describe itself as a “fry”

Isn’t the question whether they are FRIED or not? Steak Fries aren’t stick shaped—they’re wedge shaped—but because they are fried, they are still fries.

So here’s an interesting question, and I’m not trying to start a fight with anyone. I hate this woman, I think she’s a monster. But does her lack of morality, her absolute odiousness, make her an acceptable target for ridicule based on her looks? Does the fact that she’s an evil henchwoman make it okay for us to call…

I’ve reported at least three of his accounts over the years. I find this deeply hilarious. The neo-Nazi right is continually picking pointless fights with each other because they’re all stupid ego-driven children and I enjoy reading the whole mess while I flag both sides of whatever idiotic debate they’ve having at…

8. Try Not to Invite Your Black Friend to Some Event Where They Find Out They’re the Only Black Person There.

Funnily enough I just started rewatching Scrubs and I forgot this is literally in the first few minutes of the show when they introduce Turk and explain at least 2 of these rules fairly concisely. Funny how most of the rules are simply “don’t go being a twat now” and yet most White people can’t even manage that.

So, I was one of the historical consultants hired for this production - it filmed right outside my office, in fact. Which was the first time I’ve worked with a big film company (helping historians and novelists is much easier and less demanding). My specialist knowledge is in the history of Canadian prisons, so it was…

Holding out for Blind Assassin, myself…