Don’t sleep on the announcer’s “¡Gracias, Messi, por existir!”

How the meeting should have gone.

John Mayer, a freshman who would love for you to come back to his dorm room so that he can play you the guitar

The Duggar’s have always fought against marriage equality, arguing that granting rights to LGBTQ’s would be an endorsement of child molestation.

$1500 into his 401(k)? Dude’ll never have enough to retire comfortably at that rate.

sup

They live in an echo chamber where all their friends laugh along, so of course they’re hilarious and not at all offensive. And if somebody does get offended, what’s wrong with them? Can’t they take a joke?

I LOVE MY FRIENDS (ALL OF WHOM ALL READY TURNED 30, AND, THEREFORE, ARE ALL OLDER THAN ME, JUST SAYIN’)

What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. This.

Am I having a stroke, or are her legs getting shinier and turning gold throughout the skit? Help?

Hot New Trend: Aging with the passage of time! (only for dudes though)

Just to clarify, Stephen A. Smith can belittle women and defend domestic violence with impunity, but Simmons can’t refer to basic anatomy?

I love that lazy development is constantly being viewed as “Secrets”

I thought this was a planes cockpit, until I saw the Earth and realized... that’s no plane...

“Apparently, this is something that has happened to Heflin a lot”

pretty much. “oh, this is where I can set the tyre pressure” I thought as I entered the screen.

What you see:

Even after all these years of employing Thomas, the Knicks PR dept still hasn’t figured out how to add “ Isiah” to their MS Office dictionary

If Ariana Grande isn't a baby, then why did she sing the word "baby" that one time and then again that other time?