So true! I recently had to shop for a dress shirt, and it was sheer hell. I'm tall, thin, with long arms, broad shoulders, and a pencil neck. I fully know what measurements I require in a dress shirt, but I am also well aware that not every shirtmaking brand produces items configured in such a bizarre manner, so…

And they're all, to each individual unit, fitted with a collar sized "Choke the Doc Out Cold".

Brooks Brothers has traditional, slim, and maybe a fat guy size, too. I buy the slim fit, and I'm honestly not even all that slim. I have no idea what actual slim people do. Also, it's very sad that their traditional fits are large enough to shove several raccoons inside. 'Murcans are fat.

And around these parts, we don't put caps on our milk bags.

i just lost my shit at how accurate this is. a+ 10/10

Chris Brown is (say it with me) :

That is not how I play PC games at all, liar.

Wait, so Taylor Swift ripped off Einstein in the "Shake it Off" lyrics?

I, for one, am glad that you are a former prosecutor given your affinity for anecdotal evidence.

You can do things to increase your chances of being struck by lightning or being falsely accused of impropriety.

I guess I don't really understand how it's "piggybacking" when it is the same issue- but I can appreciate that some people might see it that way, and will not be using the hashtag.

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same…

Reminds me of a Simpsons joke where Homer right before he goes into space gets a call from President Clinton and asks him if he knows where he can get some 'tang. This was before Lewinsky.

No one in western Canada calls it soda or soda pop. It's just pop. Why the hatred? A one syllable term is infinitely better than a two syllable term. Who has time for that shit?

I think you mean Schrödinger's scat, ;)

Ah okay, thanks for the clarification (should have clicked the link). I thought it was accompanied by the pictures. I can see that in that scenario you would jump to the conclusion.

Sure, there is plenty of bodywork splitting off in that impact, but most of the "confetti" material you speak of appears to be foam from the barrier, not the car.

Gravis Gamepad Pro. Best freaking controller, has last me more than a decade now. Cheap, Sturdy, Amazing. Even if I lost the little stick years ago.

yeah except it's legal in my state, I'm a card holder, and nobody except the old and myopic give a shit about people smoking weed these days.