Let’s not reinvigorate them with a 21st century rebranding... they’re gone, but people will forget that if we pull it from the grave and prop it up even if just to take potshots at it. Proper propaganda here would be to continue to emphasize the failure of the real attempt, rather than try to debate the philosophies.…

The unblinking eye contact from the king though...

At a convention tho? Maybe something like a ski slope, or anywhere Zelda could go where the odds of this weren’t 65%.

The first Hobbit to make a fighting game roster!

His big toe is the size of a small vehicle.

Humanism and Feminism are now mutually exclusive?

Feminism is a religion?

Ah yes the Asshole shoulderyououtofmyspace move. Florida clubs are basically evolutionary history with the territorial aggression, chest bumping, and fighting over women

That didn’t sound like Dale Jr, possibly the crew chief instructing his crew who were all running to check on drivers?

Suicide = selfish because other people are hurt about the loss? Blame fatal attractions on the person trying to leave I guess. Maybe that abuser should also have zero responsibility when their victim leaves and they go crazy. Attachment is of our own doing, and we are grown up enough to deal with heartache without…

The sound of the engines flying by, the noise of the second collision, that makes “High Def” TV look like kindergarten.

Can’t wait until some armchair mechanic calls out TV for simulating the wrong model of engine noise, a la the golf fan who called out the bullshit of the wrong songbird for the region audio on one of…

He burned him from before he was even @replied!

Did you learn that spelling from the baseball team or Coors Light?

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There is no opportunity for fans to ever get creative in any major American sport, the teams’ staff has such a hard on about their playlists during stoppages. You’ll never have traditions started like soccer songs or Swing Low Sweet Chariot because anytime there is 15 seconds of silence they hit the damn charge horn…

“And I also think he needs people around him that have that killer instinct, because then that brings it out of you,” Vandeweghe said. “And with him taking such a high salary, I think that kind of handcuffs the Knicks in being able to get those types of players that are getting big contracts. There’s no way around…

I grew up with a salt fetish, so pretzel rods were my favorite due to salt per cubic mouth inch that you could consume. I would suck the salt off of them until they looked like trees stripped of bark.

Edit: Guys please stop sending me your numbers, idk why this post caught your attention

I’m confused as to why they don’t jam a commercial in after the credits but before the teaser trailer. They really aren’t doing the encore so you stick around and notice who the key gaffer was. There is no statistical difference in the trajectory of anyone’s career if Joe Maxim in Omaha remembers Dick McDickslap was…

Jail = cult? Don Lemon Investigates

Just giving you a hard time