Will the dog be retired from service after the incident? Or how does it work after a traumatic event in the line of duty?

The 3rd worst lady is the one telling the kid he’s right.

Prob same reason the employees aren’t jumping in... no one can afford a lawsuit

Tattoo translation please?

Runner up?

Shampoo in the eyes can be fatal, right Hamilton?

All I have to do is compare Schumer’s “catching” a dick with Grande’s hopping on it to know who has the most feminist perspective.

WOW They actually run clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere!

Wow, I mean... wow. I thought... I thought she at least would know not to use her “photographer” friend who just got a DSLR and a killer set of lights to shoot for this... but... damn that’s embarrassingly awful. UFO conspiracists make better pics than this... jeezy I’m shameful for her.

From the pre-packaged food options to the scarcity of available power outlets, to mobs of people deciding loud noise is great in a place many people catch a nap, there are plenty of terrible things about being stuck in an airport due to a delayed flight.

Lol good luck with your hashtivism pleb. Why don’t you look for a job you skrub

Even Pappy can’t believe that FUPA

which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin

Seriously looks straight out of Team America: World Police

Product placement for Madame Tussaud’s?

Are there Razzies for music? Because I just want to say Becky G’s new song on the radio is a winner.

It’s all the random air jumping right? I mean cool they smell and poop and are dumb, but the “IDGAF but also I’m so hype that I want to click my heels like a Newsie” spirit that we all aspire to is the draw with the baww

Never thought I’d hear the antiquated perv thrown around so much on a progressive site. I almost expect an undercover blogger infiltrating Fetlife for real clickworthy scandalous material ooooOOoOOoooh.

Wow the bitter maker really made out on this one. Heaven forbid they save money by not adding dyes...

I’d like to know what kooky political org paid for this write up.