You can just get some battery acid at the corner store in South Africa? Or did she find her parents' stash?

and Taxis and Ice Cream trucks

It's almost like... sex sells. Ah fuck I probably could've made a shit ton of money with this fresh concept if I hadn't posted this. I mean, one time I had this great insight and trumpeted it like I was a genius, but then someone pointed out that Socrates had already gotten credit for it... BUT THIS IDEA. This one…

Just mad that that was the top comment exchange the site felt like showing me.

What the fuck is this shit. So which is it, mental or biological, that makes someone love serial killers? The resolution to this is very important to me.

Corporations do this all the time. They contract with some company that calls you up after a free health screening and offers free health coaching. The one we had didn't want to take no for an answer, they would just say well it is a free service so if you want to try it and then if you don't like it you can cancel…

Age 31 + Mortal Kombat X = Finally knowing how my parents felt when they saw us playing the original MK with blood setting on. #GodDamn (SUATM$)

It's Georges, like in Georges St. Pierre. Yeah, I know this dog. (And the calmer younger sister Annie) Look at Annie nap! Also Georges will freak out if your cell phone reflects light onto the ceiling. Like climb over you on the recliner to get high enough to go after it. Honestly I'm not sure if Georges sleeps... I…

The original was the best. The last two lacked the mocking of real cliche mannerisms and attempts at "cool" that made the first spoof so funny. These are now just guys doing any random voice/character. Makes no sense!

Most of this cast are funny, especially in the Scooby/Shaggy "I saw a g-g-g-host!" hijinks department. I think this will be a funny Ghostbusters movie, where if they had used 70 year olds from the original it would win a Razzie. Yes initially the itch that is "they're doing what with the remake of a classic!?!" that…

Will you be asking the killer if they are on a spree of some sort? Yes- You can't deal No- You have a plan?

They might think it's a Cyber Attack thanks to Media trends and want to warn the authorities

I think the Yellow background is the real travesty. This theme could have been done so much better and in a way that wouldn't cause so much Nope. I think the idea was definitely smart, just executed by someone who could use a career change (or perhaps their good idea was ruined by endless Mktg Dept edits.). Perhaps…

I was hoping for Ed Searchin, because the pain that comes around should really go around.

Capitalism also has a people will just become lazy argument? Hilarious. :)

"Hate a name? Pay a fee to me to create an LLC with the same name! No more Nevaeh now that Nevaeh Corp exists!" - Silicon Valley brainstorming sesh

I saw nothing in that report that would exonerate the Pats. The last argument is the worst, since rain has a huge effect on grip, anything that affects grip but not as much as rain is useless. Ok. Right. The defender can cover an extra inch? That certainly wasn't an argument that made deflating a ball useless... Grip…

You may know my mother. That is one of the worst childbirth complications that can occur. TMI sidebar, I wasn't breathing when I was born because I had a airway full of poop. But that's what I get for venturing into asshole territory on my way out.

Dating deal breakers pre 2015: Smokers

Make sure you get your hair done like it's prom, everyday, for a week.