My cousin saw blood once and fainted, we should ban all surgeries.

Hands up don't shoot I'm not an intruder I live here! Stop saying stranger danger, no matter what your parents yelled at the TV during the SOTU or posted in the comments of BlackLivesMatter internet news stories! Can't we all just get along!?

Not yoga, no mention was made of eliminating the negativity in your life.

I think of him as Rapper/Actor, but am still incorrect because I don't add "washed up old" at the beginning.

Some cat psychologist has to study the butt in face phenomena. It's like a falling piece of buttered toast

HEY THEY ARE KICKING FROM THE 35 YARD LINE INSTEAD OF THE 30! THAT'S 5 LESS YARDS THE BALL HAS TO TRAVEL BEFORE IT CAN BE RECO-What? That rule was changed? Wouldn't that mean kickoffs will mostly sail out of the endzone and transition right back into a 2 minute commercial break? It does but no one cares?

"AH WHOWAS THA!?"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!111!!!!11!1!!!oneoneone

Karl Wiedergott must have filled in for Hank Azaria? They share the same character in the picture. I might say that you could reduce the amazing from 12 to 11... but everyone credited counts I suppose!

Your honor, the 90 year old witness for the prosecution actually believed my client was the Prince of Nigeria, and for that reason, this case must be thrown out.

They trade out of the 1st round so often for a 2nd and 3rd it doesn't make much sense. In fact I think they specifically accrue draft picks so they can afford to attempt cheats more often lol. They aren't dumb

The rule allows for a range of inflation PSI, but the Patriots are being investigated for not inflating to the minimum of that range. That matters like an under inflated basketball would, deaden the ball too much and it is more forgiving when it hits the rim, or a pass catcher's hands, and is easier to carry and not…

"We came from our place of business" ok Indian scammer.

Either we are consistently fooled by people we think are "cool" when younger thanks to marketing or something, or no matter what, everyone loses their cool as they age and become "embarrassing dad"

I'm put off by this coloration. Is there a color scheme that isn't "Morgue"? I highly doubt the media coverage of this product will do anything to advance social acceptance of this particular fetish. Unless dismembered anklebone marrow penetrators and the rest of the foot fetish community don't like to be lumped…

Those heebie jeebies on top of the couch. I kno dat feel. *shuddertingle*

Hotline Miami: Kill a guy then puke in horror! Ok to kill everyone now!
Hotline Miami 2: Serial Killer Rapist! Banned in Australia!
Hotline Miami 3: Eating babies! Playable on the Moon! (WiFi Password: VanAllen)
Hotline Miami IV: Oh shoot we didn't think this through very well! Uhhh *picks up newspaper* Muhammad DLC!

"Blast these people for pushing their 'real world' agenda. Every kids show has to have a disabled kid? Why can't we just let them continue to get pushed to the dark corners of society where we don't have to remember what all this Medicare is going to, which would damage our whiny tax burden complaints? Our utopia…

The way SWAT can kick down doors, it is only a matter of time before the poor announcement of arrival meets castle doctrine

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