That is what is called a "flop" in Soccer

This is a very weird story.

After watching Frontline's 2014 espisode on NK, 1. I endorse any ridicule of their leaders 2. I don't think the Golden Globes will make it onto the USB sticks full of shows smuggled into NK by defectors. 3. NK already has people criticizing the govt in private and abusing authority in public, let's hope it all…

There are a few American cultures, some much more dominant, and even if it is a land of freedom, anthropologically the humans here still react in the same way humans do anywhere. So what the above is trying to say is, make a bond with the culture with the least threatening elements when you are trying to live among…

I also hate tall cats.

Thank you. It looks like their references and research for butt eating positions started at "that football game" and ended at "the parking lot of that football game"

I'm sure they think real Doggy style is supposed to always be slightly off center so that an imaginary camera can properly frame the shot

New title: Dez catches ball, Refs drop it.

"If a player goes to the ground in the act of catching a pass"
"In our judgment, he maintained possession but continued to fall and never had another act common to the game."

That's it right there. The rule isn't the mistake, it is the failure of the refs to call extending the…

Once she was scammed she was scammed. It sounds like she didn't want to come to terms with the fact that she had been had, and tried to pull the playground equivalent of "NOPE! I never touched the leash! Still yours dude why are you driving off here's your dog he's going to be stuck here I'm walking away now not my…

Hey maybe while we're at it, bring back the dashiki too. We can pair it with our Coachella feathered headdress or maybe a bindi... Everything old is new again!

I am only a week into this tumblr thing and learning quick!

I'm never sure if it's better for that idea if Duke loses with their refusal to play streetball, or if a college in Whitesville that unabashedly recruits Black players to make money off of loses and gets their hypocritical racist plans thwarted. It's like, do we want the team from Hoosiers to lose, or do we want the…

I enjoyed the term "back peddling" even if it wasn't an intentional mistake.

"You could hide a hundred dicks in something like that"

It was almost cliche the amount of times in my early 20s I attempted to talk a drunk, tattooless female friend out of an 11pm run to a tattoo parlor where she "knows the guy" and has now drowned herself enough to rid any last biological impulse control. By age 24 my delivery was basically Willy Wonka's "stop. don't.…

Points to consider:

Does a football move automatically end the process of a catch? With the open field fumble rule it does. No matter if it is even one step, if a "football move" is made, the catch sequence is over. What is more of a "football move" than an attempt to score the football? Notice how Dez does not…

A lot better than shitting yourself.

Happily doesn't have the gif of a mother doing this to her baby girl, but feels it similarly relevant.

Heat of passion defense

The irony of that spelling error amused me. Invent orthopedic pumps called heals and you may be a magillionaire overnight.

I hear what you're trying to say, by framing it as a ToS type situation. Yet if this guy actually has to type "I AGREE" to 8.4x rate on the screen it is a little harder to accept than just "Wow look at the 46 paragraphs of text clickclickclickclick gimme a ride internet!"