Waitstaff birthday songs do make me order another drink... perhaps this is a tactic to bump sales?

I'm going to paint my kneecaps green.

Listening to people command their dogs in a different language is like being a dog.

Here's the lady who designed his shirt. For along time I would have looked at this woman and said, yeah, she's a Jezzer for sure. Yet apparently you all don't... approve of women who give zero fucks? It is instances like this that show I'm maybe not actually in a healthy place of female empowerment, if everything…

I came to the comments to see one .gif and one .gif only. Yet it wasn't here. Well at least we landed on a comet today... :/

His Seinfeld impression was THAT bad. "What's the deal with....ARGGGH!"

"I'm a Mommy": someone who had a baby while not yet an adult, or is not yet fully developed into one, FB posts about role seem to sound like they are about playing with dolls.

Yo Anna Ima let you finish, but Christina Rose is like a younger more Anna Kendrick that Hollywood needs to get on now

...and the horse bent down tenderly and kissed her on the cheek...

*whispers* I traded my kingdom for you, now get me the fuck outta here.

OHHHHHH. Okay so the guy on the right is not the worst Ryan Seacrest wax statue, nor is it a model named Ryan Seacrest. "with Ryan Seacrest" is part of the title of "Macy's Great Tree Lighting with Ryan Seacrest". Don't let the capitalization and stuff fool you. >.<

Just what we need, more fake profiles on dating sites. Not that such a tactic isn't covered in slime from it's use to victimize women out of money, sex, and often their lives. It is hard to repress a shudder whenever you realize oh, this isn't what it purports to be on it's face, even when the trick is pulled for a…

Here comes a feel good Kickstarter to save the d- jk she's not White *cries*

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Arabic= "person of color"
Jewish= "White"
*Pulls out map of Middle east* O.o

Yea a fun ass video game was causing concussions. Just like comic books cause Cops to yell "BLAM-O!" and "KABIFF!!!" when taking down perps.

Maybe if Democrats didn't attack Gay Marriage in the courts instead of positioning it for Midterm elections they could've had the higher turnouts that they had when Obama was reelected and it and Marijuana were bigger issues. Instead many Democrats hemmed and hawed and didn't commit to what they would do on liberal…

Subway preachers: creating #FirstWorldProblems since 1988

Guy: "Why do women still buy High heels?"
Best Gal Friend: "Because they're fun, and they make my calves look nice"
*Later at bar*
Guy: "Hey, nice calves!"
Gal #2: (I knew these heels would work!) "Ha, thanks, I like your 4 ounces of Axe!"
Jez blogger overhearing at bar: "Pssh, what a creepy douche and ditzy slave to…

Dear people who want to get to the bottom of it and not have to argue from whoknowsville: find a hot guy and send him out with undercover cam to catcall 100 women. Process results and continue progress on this topic with some actual outcome. Right now it is all wheel spinning and personal opining over beliefs that…