You know it must be because Strahan laughed and you know he's heard every gap-toothed joke there is.

Not gonna lie: That Michael Strahan crack was one of the funniest things I've heard recently.

"… and it's a real problem out there," Pelini said. "I was listening to the radio on the way over here, and I heard about this lady in another country who got stoned to death."

People that still think the use of Marijuana is a bigger problem to our society than the punishments of said use really are just the best. I hope Palini continues the good fight that is undoubtedly the only thread holding together the moral fiber of our society

I smoked before work, and I started selling thousands of dollars of manufacturing machinery while crushing an everything bagel with cream cheese. Works fine for me.

Of all people that should chill out and take a hit. This guy,

Can someone explain to me why the SC-A&M game was on the SEC Network and a useless, unwatchable 4th pre-season game was on ABC last night? I know the answer, but it is miserably stupid.

Apparently Gus Malzahn and maybe Chuck Martin. (I think they gave 1 to Malzahan and 0.5 to Martin and Spurrier to get to 2 out of 119, 1.7%.)

You've got to believe Shaw. I was there, an awestruck witness to his selfless heroism. He saved that boy's life.

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

This is not him being a distraction. This is ESPN making him seem like a distraction in the way that only ESPN can (which is the worst way possible). Kindly shut the fuck up.

This is why I stay away from WebMD! I'll convince myself that I have a brain tumor if I spend 90 seconds on that site. Anyway, I appreciate the reply. I do have an ambien prescription, and have so for many years, but got that mostly for anxiety/"active brain" reasons.

Not a Troll question. Are people who are violent and depressed and forgetful,but don't play football, ever checked for CTE after they die? Should we?Could CTE be a much more widespread phenomenon that could explain some previously baffling behavior?

Snoop Dogg on:

I guess the set from Win Ben Stein's Money was still available

No. Five innings — or 4 1/2 innings when the home team is ahead.

Also the automatic-first-down, 5-yard penalty for defensive holding/illegal contact gets kind of ridiculous when it happens on consecutive 3rd-and-18s.

Since no one could agree on how much contact should be allowed, the league decided that no contact would be allowed.

If there are going to be even more pass interference calls please change the rule to the college system- 15 yards no matter where it was on the field. We don't need anymore 55 yard penalties because Victor Cruz was sneezed on.

This is oozing so much class. So very Missouri to let the white guy take multiple shots until he hits the target dead on.