The same thing the NFL uses..Gatorade

At gawker? Yes, yes they do.

Seriously, A fugggggggin men.

This ad offends me both as someone who doesn't see women as nags OR men as lazy dolts.

It is indeed creatively lazy, it's an old trope - "husband watch sports and do nothing else!! HA!!!!!" - but to get that upset/offended by it is laughable.

I'm more insulted by the lousy pacing, lazy writing and overall mediocre nature of this commercial.

Well, food commercials advertise that their products are so good you'll become addicted to them and won't be able to stop. And I assume the commercial is also anti-dog because the dog isn't being fed in this commercial.

I know Gawker Media standard operating procedure is to be critical of anything related to Fox regardless of whether it's justified, but I think ad portrays the wife as the sympathetic one while casting the husband in a pretty negative light.

By posting this article, you're going to give FS1 the most views on anything they've ever done.

Jesus Christ. You need to take a step back if that headline is what you actually gleaned from this ad and the content upsets you that much. "Fox Sports 1 worldview"? Are you serious with this, or is it some sort of satire?

How'd you find time between eating coconut oil and organic avocados on your fixed-gear bike to read and respond to this article?

I bet you're fun at parties.

Third of all, fuck you.

Fast food is poison? Please help me cleanse my body of all those toxins. Oh and gluten.

Woah, that's a pretty good deal! Jalapenos really change everything, and you're right that the fried ones don't really matter. Shit, you could even get a grilled chicken sans mayo, add the jalapenos, and have yourself a relatively healthy McMeal that actually has some kick to it.

Scott Parker?

Off the team? The dude should be in jail for years.

If that was a regular Michigan student, he would get expelled from school. Kick this fuck off the team.

I presume the 'C' is silent? I can't figure out how you pronounce his name.