To steal what someone else said on another message board: Technically, suicide is a selfish act. However, people who are clinically depressed to the point where they're seriously considering suicide aren't capable of thinking rationally about such things.

What pisses me off is Fox News calling her a "Porn Star" in a way that makes you feel like they're saying "It's okay, she's a whore anyway" like anyone deserves this.

Fuck that guy.

The impact of Kevin Durant becoming NBA MVP.

This is how I know that Lovie Smith is taking this team in the wrong direction. A real Schiano Man would never reflect.

He is a huge race baiting douchenozzle, not sure how you missed that.

His radio show was probably preempted anyway by Tiger Woods Major/Johnny Football and Michael Sam Debut minute by minute updates.

So they had no problem with the journalistic integrity of selling his hall of fame vote, but buying a billboard with an inoffensive slogan got him a 2 day suspension?

What about the local programming on 760 The Ticket?

I assumed that Comic Sans was an intentional choice, reflecting Dan Gilbert's deranged Comic Sans tirade on the Cavaliers' website. If so, that's an inspired bit of trolling.

That's part of the joke. Remember Dan Gilbert's letter? In Comic Sans?

So, he gets to have some fun trolling, increases his name recognition, *and* gets a four-day weekend? The man is a genius.

"An ESPN statement says Le Batard's "recent stunt does not reflect ESPN's standards and brand."

So, same punishment as Goodell hit Ray Rice with?

You're probably the guy who doesn't wipe up his own sweat after using the bench. You stand up, turn and look at the pool of moisutre, then walk away saying "I'm a tough guy" to yourself in your head.

I think its funny, and awesome, i'm not branding him a hero by any means, but it is nice to stick it someone every now and then. Sounds like a terrible parent raising a terrible miserable child.

Oh, I wasn't yelling.

Burneko why are you always the most miserable fuck on this site?

Poor Albert. Clearly this story is making him relive a similar experience as a child.

Why are you so butt hurt about this? Who gives a shit, its a funny story, move on, and go on your merry way.