Kate was a combo of annoying character and very poor acting. The wooooorst.

Yes! Kate was either doing that monologue you put in there, or getting pissed off when she wasn't the center of attention and causing problems.

Reached for comment, Hank replied "what in the name of holy fuck is going on"

No snark. Cubs fan here (season ticket holder), and I love Hank.
Make fun at will (especially about the season tickets). But when it comes to dogs — especially rescues — I'm secure enough to say when good is good. And this is really good.

Somewhat related story... Had a friend who knew somebody on the Badgers football team who was friends with John Moffitt. Him/presumably others on the team had a RealityKings account that they shared on the team. My buddy got ahold of the account information.

remember a week or so ago when everybody in Big Ten country was asking wtf was wrong with Mich St and now theyre a favorite??

Alternatively, "27 year-old with long hair and beard entraped by undercover cop."

I would argue that the symptoms of Defensive New Media syndrome are just as obnoxious. "Why doesn't everyone always feel exactly the same as me? Why is this soapbox wobbling?"

Deadspin writers constantly fellating Lebron James are the worst

Meh it's more "fuck Lebron" than Defensive Hockey Fan Syndrome. We can all agree on "fuck Lebron".

But people like making fun of LeBron. And hockey fucking rules.

Oh Barry, I am sorry you are butt hurt. Would you like us to carry you to your laptop? We can get you an inflatable donut until the pain subsides ;-)

It's not LeBron, it's just that basketball is so awful. Anything to take the worst sport in the world down a peg is okay in my book.

If LBJ would stop his ridiculous flopping, a lot of this kind of stuff would stop as well.

pretty disappointed in Deadspin for allowing this type of biased writing on its pages. Who wants to hear an article about Lebron by a Lebron fan?

Uhhhh sometimes a joke is a joke. Not everything needs to be the most PC thing ever in sports.

Deadspin writers EVER defending LeBron James are the worst.

Lebron is a clown. GO HOCKEY!

People who are 'insulted' by a meme that is pretty accurate are the worst.

Lighten up, Francis.