Surprised Boardwalk Empire wasn't on your list.

good, informative comment man

Not even a coach, he's a trainer.

"Shitapillars Randy, a pandemic of shitapillars."

In a different manner completely, Mango-Habanero from Buffalo Wild Wings. Tastes sooooo good, but leaves your mouth on fire...and half a day later, your other end too.

"I asked him what was wrong and he informed me that he's pooping every five minutes."

As far as the perfect amount of fame goes, I would definitely say an NHL player on a US-based team. Get all the fame and attention at the arena and other team events, but in street clothes no one will recognize you.

Sounds more like the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

"Omar Epps was on the field!"

here's a crazy idea, wear a cup

Please, give him your bones!

yeah she's so dumb because of where she's from!

Nice try, Vince.

They were clearly in a "No Holds Barred" match.

He was good in Dallas, but GREAT in St. Louis.

*in goals scored....me has bad grammar

um, 3rd highest goals in NHL history, I'd say he's a fucking supestar

you and me both, I'll refrain from ripping on those who do clean their pads, but I'm not gonna start cleaning mine any time soon

I noticed that too, I think he's just mad/jealous that it actually allows everyone to comment, not just the same regulars over and over with their contrived puns and other increasingly far-reaching jokes.

most downies have messed up eyes, but we probably shouldn't make fun of them