look at the stars in the right hand, granted there is more white-space on the left hand to make the red streaking more visible, but the style is the same

that's because the last article was all "ZOMFG LOOK AT THE BLOOD!"

the blue is styled the same exact way...is that blood too?? blue blood??

oh no the blue looks like blood too! only....navy blue...

am I missing the part where something is wrong here?

CHL? no doubt, players actually get paid too

I can't believe I'm saying this to a Sabres fan, but, I wholeheartedly agree.

assuming you're being genuine, sure! so Hank Hill (pictured), in his show King of the Hill, is a mostly typical Texan, and the Dallas Cowboys are near religious to him, with Tom Landry basically being his Pope (the town's middle school is even named after him), and he is also know for this reaction (coupled with a…

hmmm....ok then, I guess I'll just look forward to, you know, real life stuff.

exactly, thank you...sorry it's more like a reddit comment than a deadspin comment, but god forbid we have some variety around here eh?not every joke has to take 20 minutes of racking your brain to come up with obscure Dennis-Miller-like references...sometimes it's quick and simple
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it's pretty disgusting is what it is...the worse the crime, the more they work to cover it up

oh no! being around marijuana is so deplorable!

fair enough

wow I knew the media loved race-baiting, but I always thought deadspin was above that...this is getting ridiculous

you are either ignorant or naive....or like most people alive right now, have no clue how to correctly use the word "literally"

care to elaborate?

true men's rights are to protect men from situations like this:

Meriweather has definitely proved the effect leading with your helmet has on intellect.

Would not be surprised at all if he never plays again.