So does this make him more or less likely to be signed by the Cowboys?

This is the most delicious dead-horse soup I have ever tasted.

imho real winners wouldn’t choose to lose so often. Sad!

A reader named Harrison actually suggested it, so thank him.

Still don’t know what started this. Still don’t ever want this to end.

Believe it or not, this isn’t about you, cubs fan

Could you please follow each of these up with the vitriolic hate mail you receive from the self-anointed “best fans in baseball”? Thanks in advance.

Do you get angry emails from Will Leitch after every post? Because I hope these anger him. I would find that very amusing.

These posts fill me with absolute joy. Hopefully there are 151 more of these.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

This is the best series Gawker Media has treated us to in a long time. And that includes 500 Days of Mrs. Jay Cutler.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

Here’s some additional footage of the scene:

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.