Alright, big long dragon poos are good but what’s far more satisfying is having the first flush hang -by virtue of poo alone - for just enough time to worry and then having it all go down in a big rush. If that’s not everyman’s equivalent of tossing up a 99 yard hail mary for a touchdown, I don’t know what is.

Samer, sincerely, thanks an entire season of this. You complete me.

That is my all-time favorite headline and photo. Please know you've both completed me and won The Internet this day.

Is Peter Thiel a Cardinals fan?

Red dead redemption

Yes... Let the butthurt flow through you!

20 losses. A red letter day.

Ler effed up and went to the bridge too soon... Is it luck?

- R. Kelly

Oh, Jesus, I thought I was reading Deadspin! I’ll see myself right out. I don't know how I got in here...

Oh me too! We should schedule a play date!

This really is a wonderful thing. If you do the same for the Packers I’ll give you the one share of Packers stock that hangs in my Guest Bathroom of Shame in return.

Honestly, as soon as the game ended I came to deadspin and started hitting refresh looking for this exact post.

Flip Video Camera

“Nighttime Ariel photography.” Oh, they needed bombs to take photos of mermaids at night! I'm with you now, makes more sense than nighttime photos of fonts. Got it!

“nighttime ariel photography.” They needed bombs to take photos of fonts in the water?

“Filed to: MASS EXTINCTIONS,” for future reference. By no one.

This completes me.

Ural so butthurt over this.

Oh man, gang, if you haven't seen Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, you need to do so immediately.