Tiffany = Meg Griffin

“I will be watching the election results from Trump Tower in Manhattan with my family and friends.”

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

Remember, when someone can use the r-word and still have the moral highground against you.... you are truly an asshole (or taking an asshole position).

I have an exception to your rules on standing in a game. I was at a White Sox game a few years ago and a group from Misericordia sang the National Anthem. For those of you who don’t know what Misericordia is, it’s a home for people with mental disabilities, mostly downs syndrome. Well, we have season tickets, for…

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Aka Casablumpkin

He’d probably call it “Terms of Enrampagement.”

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

What you did there, see it I do.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

This is in poor taste.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Thank you for participating.

This is like the ending of a m. night shyamalan movie. Report on all the losses then boom - report on a win. And that they didn’t make the playoffs. A+ effort Samer and friends.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”