Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.
That idea is horrible, terrible, and still far better than many alternatives. I both curse your name and give you a star.
*b0ldy steps in front of the firing line*
No. She’s still in Kentucky
Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.
Get into my car.
But JUST the tip.
The Baseball Hall of Fame is not a place for gamblers! It’s a place for racists, philanders, alcoholics and anyone who used PED’s before the arbitrary deadline of 1995.
oh god it is GLORIOUS. and he took less money, so all the butthurt about greediness is off the table. “your gonna be sorry when you come back to Bush Stadium you trader”
Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.
Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.
I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?
FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.
Expensive too. You should have seen the size of his bill.
I hope he gets all of it.
Interesting, I didn’t see one machine gun in that entire video. I guess we’ll never know.....
Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.
“My boyfriend sucks at football”