As a CEO of a huge company, you often get out of touch with your workers- all you see are results. Here’s a good story to highlight the point:

It took me exactly 10 full seconds to read this twice then read your comment.

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

But what sucks is you’re in St. Louis.

Do you huff spray paint or dust off?

For him a continent would be the appetize, then he wo_ud c̟͔͔͎̯̮͜o̞͇͎̼͓̩͝m̗ẹ̼͉͉̥̘̩ ̩̗͓̥t̜o̹̗̹ ̡̩͚̪t̶̬̳̜͎̠͚h̲̀e̠̝͇͎ ͜s̵̩ͅu̧̗͎̰̼͕̱r̰̱̞̲̥̜̝f̲̰̼̗̗̺̜a҉̞̳̠̝̱̣ć͓͔̣͎̘̬e͇̯͉͙ ̢a̪̥̝n͔̳̲͞d̪̦͎̺̮̣̲ ͖̬asc̩̖͔͙e̖͕͉n̡̪͎̯d͔̲̺̞͟ t͚͓͕͜o̦̙̞͈̳ ̳̟̼̪̲̗t̙̦̞̰̬͠h͖̜̬͈͝e̴͉̯̤͈̻ͅ ̶͎̲͉̖̺̠t͏̤̦̝̞̖̠̙h̭r̷̙̹͚̥̱̪̫o͉̮̰̮̘n͓̘͓͎͕͓ẹ̮̳̘̫̤̪ ͇̯o̜͔̲̮͉̠f̧͎̖̜…

Grew up hunting. Family ranch in south Texas, one of the first to actively manage whitetail deer as a herd starting in the 70s (thousands of pounds of formula-specific deer feed per week, curated oat fields, segregated populations, quota kills). The purpose of all of this was to engineer more bucks having bigger and…

Has he been lion this whole time?

4:30pm, apparently. “Blocked on copyright grounds.”

“Ceci n’est pas un combat”

“Neither person had visible injuries,”...

How is this not filed to LOLMETS. Is this some product of Gawker Media being 20% nicer?

Little Harsh Mario.

If the game goes into extra innings, he may need to call his doctor.

If someone fought for the south, they fought to preserve slavery and it’s not something that should be celebrated in any capacity. I’m sure not every german solider was a Nazi or a horrible person either, but no one flies nazi flags in tribute to their bravery.

My family has lived in the South since the 1700’s. I had ancestors who fought in the civil war. My position is that the flag has absolutely no business flying over a piece of government property. It makes about as much sense as having the British flag flying in the same manner because there were British loyalists who…

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

Thank you for your tireless dedication to journalism, sir.