Include the first half of the sentence that you cut out for some (??) reason, and it makes much more sense.

anyone who's masturbated after doing too much cocaine knows extended contraction of muscles + dehydration is a sure shot to muscle cramps

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White Sox games in the 1970's were complete insanity. You know how the old 10 Cent Beer Night story gets bounced around and people react like "Holy shit! That's nuts!"? That was 81 days a year on at Old Comiskey on the South Side (minus the riot spilling onto the field, though that did happen notoriously more than a…

A cool water-saving upgrade to this approach would be a timer that senses either a hand wave (for a partial flush) or a stationary hand (for when you really need to haul the mail).

NPS regulates hunting, generators etc. but they do not ban it all together. Regulating is fine, which I think is a totally plausible solution, hence why I suggested they could require a permit in order to use drones. Along with requiring a permit they could restrict the use of said drones to certain locations, time of…

I can understand how they can be a nuisance but why the hell is everybody so afraid of drones? This irrational fear of every new technology is hindering the growth of several different innovative fields, drones and ariel photography/ cinematography being a single example. I just finished writing a 10 page paper for my…

In Comic Sans, of course.

Dan Gilbert's statement simply read, "I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER 'CLIPPERS OWNER' WINS ONE!"

...Well knock me over with a feather. I can safely say that I did not see that coming.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

I made $.25 working from home today! Well not really working, I actually got baked and put on an old Flaming Lips album and then decided I wanted to make a quesadilla, but didn't have any tortillas, so I went to my car to drive to the Food-A-Mart, but realized I didn't DVR that show I was watching, so I went back…