Franco is so greasy looking, he probably just slid off the page.

Good. Someone bring me the head of both Karyolis while we are at.

As an MSU graduate, I am disgusted with her response, and have made that clear to the board of trustees, who I am also disgusted with.

Front page of Thursday’s Detroit Free Press:

Fuck Call Me By Your Name. Fuck the continued trope that underage gay men “need” an older mentor. It’s not romantic, and it wouldn’t be called romantic if it was a teenage girl.

Freakin BOSS BABY is nominated for an Oscar? Are you goddamn kidding me? My almost 3-year-old daughter has made me watch that movie minimum 20 times in the past month and I. Hate. It. It makes little to no sense, which I realize doesn’t really matter for a kid’s movie, but good lord. Alec Baldwin, whom I really adore,…

I went last year in DTLA and holy mother of GOD was it crowded. It felt very powerful to go with my mom. Alas, this year it lands on my daughters birthday. I’ll be wearing our hats while I try to convince her that going to the cesspool ball pit is way less fun than she thinks it is.

I can understand where you’re coming from, however you should perhaps consider the possibility that they’re also doing other things and simply not posting about it. A march is a social event so I can see it making sense to post photos. If anyone looked at my social media feeds they would think I’m completely inactive…

I get where you’re coming from, but please recognize that the ones you see in your social media feeds are not the only people doing the march. There are plenty out there doing the grunt work for this march—you just don’t see them because they aren’t posting about it all the time!

Wondering how well my “53%” poster will resonate in lily-white Denver.

This makes me sad. I love malls. I love getting a bucket of pretzel hot dog bites and a cinnabon and then going into a Barnes & Noble and read books all day.

I just don’t like the narrative that an actual illness might be the reason he’s so hateful. I subscribe to the theory that he’s just simply a shitty human being. And he doesn’t hide it because he’s just stupid - as in he doesn’t read, never bothered to educate himself, doesn’t think it’s necessary stupid.

I live in Boston and I would enjoy seeing this pupper at the MFA almost as much as I enjoy seeing Keytar Bear around the city (Keytar Bear is a person in a bear costume who plays the Keytar and spreads happiness to the world with his melodies).

The flu mutates too rapidly and has too many variants to create such a vaccine. Suck it up and get it. It’s good for you and good for your community.

Get your flu shot. Get it every year. Get it early. It will save lives. One little shot and you’re a goddamn superhero.

This also seems like a good place to remind people to also get your TDAP booster if you’re older than 28 or 29, since it requires a booster every 10 years. You should do it regardless, but especially if you plan to be around babies.

As someone about to give birth to her second winter-month baby, please get the flu shot for the sake of babies and the immuno-compromised who can’t! Pretty please!

Also, please remember that it isn’t all about you. Even if you’re healthy as a horse and never get sick, you could still be getting it and while fighting it off, passing it along to an infant, an elderly person, or someone who is immunosuppressed/ immunocompromised. Literally any percent reduction in the chance of you…

Ooh, damn. How did I not know there was an academic version of this? I WANT TO CONTRIBUTE.

*begins furiously scribbling*

Yeah. In theory I agree with you, but if I named and shamed the predator who caused me to drop out of my PhD, I would get sued. I know this because he sued/is suing someone else who spoke up about him. He is scary and vindictive and he would do everything to destroy me. I have no career, no money, no insurance,…