Your comment made my day. I’m the one that recorded this and sent it to Jez. I followed him around for three days, went to eight town halls, and I feel like I need a week to get the slime off of my soul. He’s convinced there we’re part of some conspiracy in his district that shouldn’t be taken seriously, so I love…

I think sanctuary cities should counteroffer with a refusal to pay any taxes...starting with the ones that fund this ham monster of a Congressman’s salary. Let’s see how the Trunp-loving rural areas of Georgia do when the cities start keeping funds to themselves (and I say this as someone who lives in farm country).

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REAL unpopular opinion: nothing beats Nothing in This World.

UNPOPULAR OPINION:

The GOP’s party apparatus just gave in and admitted what it’s been trying to deny for decades; they are the party of the Aggrieved White.

Daria! Daria! Daria! My Patron Saint.

I was mad reading that because he was so on the verge of being right with his overall points, but he was so WRONG in the practical examples he gave. I’ve lived in both worlds, of the stereotypical lower class rural person and the stereotypical educated urbanite, and I can tell you that what poor or uneducated people…

my prom dress was beautiful and if i could still fit into it 11 years later i would wear it. a beautiful mint green BCBG dress.

Administratively, why does anyone need to know if anyone is married?

Nope. Sorry man. I want the government to take your guns. You can keep like a stripped-down 30-06 or something for hunting, but that’s about as far as I’d compromise.

I made this account just to share how similar my father is. My father is an immigrant to the U.S. from Gujarat, India. He was born in 1945. As an adult, I live in awe of how amazingly progressive he is given that he grew up in a rural town as an orthodox Jain. He married outside his religion and race (my mother is…

Basically

Marzipan belongs with fondant. In hell.

Bynes also has a pretty exciting announcement for fans of She’s the Man, who are calling for a sequel.

How can anyone respect that bunglecunt Cruz when he rolled over and showed his soft, white belly to trump after trump insulted his wife and father and Cruz then took his fucking wife and daughter to have dinner with trump? Fuck that weasely shit stain.

So sorry about your pup.

My wife is an only child - her mother had to have a hysterectomy shortly after giving birth. My wife always says that growing up an only child taught her to make connections with other people from the beginning and that she learned the values of sharing, generosity, and patience because her playmates weren’t siblings…

So sorry about your rough week!! Extra big hugs about sweet Razzie. <3 <3 <3

That’s why I avoid talking to anyone that voted republican. It really saves your sanity.