Maybe she wanted to take time to just be a mom for a while — if so, more power to her!

Must be nice living in a universe where pre-crime is a thing.

I’m trying to imagine the emotions I’d go through if the Queen of England decided to publicly humiliate me.

The worst is that, Barsanti seems to not understand how snark actually works.

So whats the deal with the cult? That lady clearly had very good intel from their leader for The Deep to know exactly where to go.

Billy Eilish is #1 on my list of people that I really want to hate, but really enjoy.

Has she released a single song where she actually sings? It’s just lame beat tracks and mumbling. She doesnt even dance or do anything remotely entertaining. Dresses in oversized mumus so she cant even score points for being attractive — Hiss , San Diego, United States, 3 weeks ago

Spider-woman would be interesting but my bet is it’s a spider-Gwen movie.

In my day, you only got to stream stuff once, at a particular time of day, and with commercials, censorship, and in pan&scan!

But, octopus playing the drums!

AV Club is just jealous they’re not The Root at the moment and can’t exactly milk the whole WAP craze from the same angle.

It galls me that we live in a world where “I’ve watched The Office at least five times” is a brag and not a cry for help.

Giant corporations, which the supreme court determined are like people but better

I really hope this film kicks off a Gillian Jacobnaissance. because she’s a very funny and expressive actor, and I think would excel in heading some kind of whatever the sort of thing comes next for female-led “prestige” shows after “GLOW,” but also in the vein of “Weeds?” Who knows where TV is headed.

And I know…

It also helps that the music is good. Not sure what the point here is, it's not like she's gaming the system. It's just the system. 

I’m tired of trying to paint Taylor Swift as some schemer (even if you are trying to make it seem like a good thing now to try to avoid coming off as misogynist, which it totally is!) Particularly, since your big example of how she is such a clever and elaborate schemer is that she’s re-recording her songs which is…

She’s been in the same relationship for about 4 years now. This joke isn't funny anymore.

See, the idea that there is a character called “The Female” with all that description makes me . . . let’s not get into how it makes me feel. Because I’m like you, I hate all this shit. But it’s possible something very dark and critical could possibly be of interest of me. But the previews for this looked so abysmal…

Or he could just destroy the competing travel agencies through messing up their reservations and other things. That seems like a safer plan.