"I DRIVE A SPORTS CAR! LOOK AT MY HORSECOCK!!!"

Notice truck guys never make insecure fantastical remarks about your dick? They don't need to, they're already plowing your wife.

I think those are the proverbial exceptions that prove the rule. Both teams were sold under duress: if Donald Sterling and Robert Levenson hadn't made dumb racist comments, neither team would have been for sale.

Here's the thing that people don't realize.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

Enough with the knee-jerk, anti-corporate nonsense. In the real world, the things you use have to get from point A to point B, and there are entire careers based around making that happen. If you have a better way besides just shutting down the economy when the weather isn't perfect, I'm sure they'd be all ears…

That seems like a fairly knee-jerk response. Fatalities on highways involving rigs hauling hazardous materials are fairly infrequent (especially compared to fatalities on highways not involving Hazmat carriers). I mean, by extension, couldn't your argument be made to say that as soon as there's a couple inches of snow…

1. Play all remaining games against the Harlem Globetrotters

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Never mind (Wikipedia). Soccer never ceases to amaze me. This is what we need in a America: an annual football tournament in which me and some guys from my town could play the Broncos.

They're illegal there!

And they have radar detector detectors, though I think I read somewhere that you can actually get a radar detector detector jammer.

Well, we are still in the murder business, but I fear that relatively few of our citizens know enough about physics to teach it.

america: first thing first we're the realest

Great news for the Galaxy. Gerrard could slip in their starting XI right away.

Thanks from all of us for showing up every time!

Solution: avoid Virginia at all costs.

I hate this car.

I'm sure by the time Kinja gets done digesting this post, the consensus here will be AMERICA LOVES THIS AND BMW NEEDS TO BRING ME THE CAR OF MY DREAMS, and you're all wrong. The Mini is an infinitely better platform for this engine, and the 228i is the BMW that you're looking for. This car is a trap that only the…

Please connect the anecdotes you're pointing us to to an actual point. I think most of us are aware that there are poor people in the UK, but I don't understand what it has to do with the princes' "class". Do they show up at rural food banks and taunt or beat up the poors? Is poverty the princes' fault? I…

I couldn't imagine he had any benefits another first class or FTL customer doesn't. Heck, bypassing TSA and getting driven to the plane in a limousine is a common thing for biz and first.

I believe Mossberg already has the solution. I'd go with a 3" Magnum with #6 shot (turkey choke)