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What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Reporter: What were you thinking out there?

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

I’m a Bucco fan and my buddy is a Cards fan—in Dec. he posted something about “big things” for the Cards this year and last night he posted that this was a “rebuilding year”.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

It would be fucking amazing if they actually went the year scoreless. That would be the greatest record in sports history.

I do find it somewhat funny that Dodgers rookie pitcher Kenta Maeda has had 3 AB’s this season, and has scored more runs than the entire San Diego Padres roster has in 92 AB’s.

More like the Nadres, am I right?

“We do have 159 games left. We will score runs this year, and we will win series this year.”

For a meal, falafel.

But nothing tops this baseball possibility:

The Cardinals losing is my fetish.

please let this be a series where you update us every time they lose a game.

Reds have a 1.5 game lead over the Cardinals!

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You care very passionately about Rule 6.01(j) don’t you? For me it’s Rule 17.02(b). Someone talks badly about that one pal and I’ll fucking kill him with my bare fucking hands.

Shawn Kemp had the same attitude with condoms.

That’s just not how we’re raised. As you can tell, like I said again, it’s the Bible belt. It’s just something that’s, I wouldn’t even say frowned upon, just something that’s nonexistent in most southern homes.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.