You should parrot whatever Deadspin tells you to, don’t you?

Happy to say there is still a chance the Cardinals go 0-162

This will be a damn good one.

My favorite storyline for the year: Will David Ortiz’s farewell tour be as insufferable as Jeter’s, or will he manage to make it MORE insufferable?

*Khaled sees kid on the tetherball alone*
“Congratulations, you just played yourself!”

I am glad to see somebody raise awareness of the plight of FIFA ‘16 Create A Player players.

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

Or maybe the Royals led the league in HBP’s for the first month of the season and were protecting their guys. When your Gold Glove center fielder gets hit in the hand on opening day and the back 2 days later, your pitchers get protective.

So. Much. Salt.

Remember Game 3 of the World Series? Probably not, because it was like 18 years ago in sports time.

Your butt-hurt is showing

The Royals met Noah at his office. For some reason, he didn’t show up.

I thought the Royals effectively settled this when they utterly pantsed the Mets in the World Series.

Hmm, he is being very secretive about this injury. Very withdrawn. Very different. It’s like there are two sides of him. Like he has two faces...

I am 99% sure the Huskies are going to win the entire tournament.

I just watched a phone video of a phone video on my phone.

Madison Bumgarner’s facial expression 99% of the time.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.