I see what you did there, headline.

And yet they didn’t give him credit for the game-winning hit...

Thank you for posting those back-to-back, the way they deserve to be seen.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

Will always be the Chefs

Are Orioles fans still so salty about getting swept in 2014 that you’re willing to post stupid shit like this? You and LaCanfora would be good friends.

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Tottenham will get knocked out of the Champions League so that they could get on with the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

Dan Gilbert has posted the following letter on the team’s website:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a trade where each team ends up with a different-sized version of the player they already had.

If Cleveland parlays this into another Finals trip, the Steph/KD pick and roll against Isaiah/Love is going to be a fucking war crime.

As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.

*hundreds

And just think. The creator of that dong art will probably never know that his artwork has been seen by millions thousands of people.

assigned to the Triple-A Albuquerque Isotopes

Today is the day Florida boy becomes Florida man.

The entire article could just be this gif and it would convey more than any number of words ever could.

The Voyage of Dawn the (Water) Treader.

Mr Tumnus would be the perfect Jags defensive coordinator. Tasked to capture humans but can’t be bothered to do so. “Goodness gracious me!”