See: Duke Lacrosse Case

Good one!

How does “is that a fucking e-cigarrette” not make the cut?!

Why is the band allowed to play thorough an at-bat? That seems...odd.

Why the hell are both teams wearing white tops?

Can’t spell “BFIB” without “FBI”

“J-Gutted”

He has a name, you know...

Um, WTF Kansas?

This means he has an excuse to talk even more about Crossfit now, right?

I think "neither do we" is what you're aiming for.