I knew they used aluminum bats in college baseball, but they’re throwing a rice ball now, too?

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

God effing dammit can you please also use Youtube if you insist on this jank ass media player. Without fail, 30 seconds or so in “Error loading media: File could not be played”

Ordering everything on the menu is not an eating disorder, smdh.

Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

Those things have excellent resale value, it’s basically a Mets-approved investment plan.

Harry Caray, NFL talent scout.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

I thought “Great Ass Daily” was a recap of how the Knicks performed day-to-day?

Can we get one thing straight. Most casual runners can’t even run 26.2 miles, so just the achievement itself amazing.

At least one.

Out of curiosity, did Deadspin try to hire any former Grantlander’s? Thought a few of them would be a good fit here.

Steph is our master, but the TNT directors made the right call here: Kobe being enthusiastic for a teammate scoring is much more newsworthy than Steph Curry making a half-court jumper.

The federal budget deficit has declined every year from 2009 to 2015 already.

Right, the athletic department funds itself, but without any classes for the players to attend, none of them will be eligible to play.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

Who would’ve thought, states that continuously cut taxes run out of money?

Rusty Kuntz Jr.