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Good. That Clay Matthews is such a thug.

Bettman should thank whatever God he believes in that Scott didn’t club him over the head with the trophy and then run over his body with the car.

Leave it to the Lions to completely crush the joy out of one of the best RBs and one of the best WRs to ever play the game. So much so that each would rather retire than continue playing. Well done Detroit.

Inmates have uncensored access to the Internet? Why would this be necessary?

Cops “protect their own.”

Well this is slowly shifting from “clown car crash lol” into “I am genuinely uncomfortable that he’s going to end up like Chris Henry” territory.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

The 294 people who saw this were deeply moved.

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

and has never done cocaine

— Stay on the active roster for an entire MLB season

The six letters in the name Royals are tied for the fewest in an American League World Series champion since 1991.

Jeff Sullivan at Fangraphs convincingly argued last fall that in context, the Royals are the best contact-hitting team of all time.

To clarify why this is so dumb, .269 was second in the AL (DET led with .270) and .014 above league average.

Judging by the reputation of the ground’s crew and field at Levi, I’m betting by next weekend, both endzones will belong to the Browns.

The right is where the home team is put on the score bar.

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan