Not a chance. Jared Lorenzen isn't even in the league anymore.

This is the same team that played those epic pranks on Jeff Francoeur. Seems like a fun group. Too bad none of them will ever play for St. Louis.

If that's true, I am truly dismayed for your girlfriend.

They previous research vessel was named the Christie McAuliffe but it sank.

Can cops do nothing right? Seriously. Get it together, assholes.

I liked Drake better when he was in a wheelchair.

Good point. But that's like comparing shit with corn in it to corn-less shit.

Why was my previous comment on this topic deleted? It was about Teddy Roosevelt and the creation of the NCAA, not a rape gif. What gives?

In 1905, college football was in crisis. People were getting hurt and killed. It was so bad that President Teddy Roosevelt spent two years cajoling the major colleges to reform it. It ended in the creation of the NCAA (actually its precursor), and rules were changed and safety encouraged. We need the President to step…

This is worse than the decapitation gif.

How is Ryan Tannehill "below average"? He threw for 24 TDs, 17 INTs and almost 4000 yards behind arguably the worst offensive line in the last 25 years of the NFL.

No. Lebron would not have won those titles had he stayed in Cleveland. He needed the Heat, specifically Bosh and Wade to win his two rings. So yeah, you're welcome, Lebron.

The Pussification of Britain.

Gross.

Let's just say she is VERY sex positive.

I have a friend who used to date her. She's quite the all around wild child.

"Gawker Comments Section, Represented Graphically"

Burneko did that to a Jezebel editor once.

Can someone explain to me how you can be "in the midst of a divorce with your ex-wife".

Beers with 12.5% ABV???