I am only concerned about what beer can get me drunk the quickest. Full stop.

That a booger? Or a cold sore? Or food smear? Either way? Gross.

Fish tacos are the tits.

My point is: who fucking cares? Why is it a big deal? Why is this even a story? More faux-rage from Jezebel.

No. What people do with their bodies is really nobody's business. This tut-tting and tongue-clucking and pearl-clutching would be mocked in any other circumstance on this website.

How does wearing pink ribbons during in October do anything for breast cancer? How does tying a yellow ribbon around the tree in your front yard support the troops? Who cares?

So you say "people can do whatever they want with their bodies", but in the next breath ask "Why?" and cast judgement. I thought Jezebel was sex positive and against shaming? What gives?

Apology accepted. Please continue to fight good fight.

My God, I haven't seen a baseball player take a ball to the face like that since Kazuhito Tadano.

I read your post, and I think we have more in common than in opposition. In fact, not only do I know what a libertarian socialist is, I actually identify as one. Look back at my posts on Jezebel, and you will see my constant complaints about the very things you point out.

OK, so now I think you are just a trolling MRA. Do you agree with the opinions of these women? You think feminism is man-hating? That it promotes victimization? That feminists are lesbians? That is is inherently violent?

"Maybe you should start treating women like people and not like objects to be molded by your superior views."

I know you were referring to me, and I was pointing out that you were, in fact, making my point.

I think that is exactly my point. These women need to be engaged with dialogue and information rather than patronized and insulted.

Don't knock Perkins waitresses. Tiger Woods doesn't.

These women aren't traitors? Christ, it's not fucking war. They are just misinformed. They have formed inaccurate ideas and judgements about feminism. How? Why? These are stereotypes about feminists that have perpetuated since the suffrage movement. Education and information is what is called for here. Not shaming and…

So, you're a sexist then? Is that what you are saying?

That makes them two steps above "Summer League".

I prefer the term "spirit fingers".