ON IT

Amaze-balls. Prepare to be inundated with hungry, horny, Canadian spam!

I wish there was a private messaging system on Kinja so we could trade emails and I could flood you with banana bread recipes and masturbation tips!

We always piss and moan about how MRAs accuse feminists of being misandrists - man-haters. I can say for me that is NOT true AT ALL. I love men. Even guys that aren't typical "allies" are OK in my book. I have not one desire to "get back at men" or be gleeful when men hurt or are beaten down like women have been. It…

"I've been keeping these in my ball bag for years."

Preach, girl. My libido has always intimidated the men in my life. I'm single now and desperately celibate. I am constantly horny. Jesus, I get wet going to my well visit with my gyno!

Which member of the staff would you want rushing to your rescue when you are jumped by two thugs in a straight up fistfight?

You have said this better, stronger and more poignantly than I ever could have. As one straight woman to another: I love you and envy your boyfriend's ability to fuck you mulitply times a day. :)

Please, dude. America has been saying "Just wait, in four more years, we'll be awesome!" for 20 years. Backing into the knockout round, and then flaming out after one game isn't "competitive" it's mediocre.

Yeah, and you guys lost to a country of white people the size of Maryland. Bravo.

Honestly? Fuck Team USA. They went 1-2-1 in four games. And now you Americans are hailing them as heroes and want to throw them a parade? For what? Being less than mediocre? Yay!?

BREAKING: HELL IS HOT; SUCKS BAD

I agree. Wholeheartedly. But why do we get to titter and giggle and salivate over perfect pretty boys, but call out men for encouraging "perfection" in women? Is objectification OK as long as both genders are doing it? You can't have it both ways. You can't promote and objectify unrealistically gorgeous men, and then…

No, Jezebel complains about how unfair it is for men to impose unrealistic body standards for women ALL THE TIME. It's not just about photoshopping, although that is a facet of it. Don't believe me? Here's a sample of some recent posts:

I know. Pointing out hypocrisy might even get me *gasp* called a troll!

I try. I usually fail, but I try. I was expecting everyone to attack me for that comment, not getting the sarcasm.

Yes, but it is similar to a teacher/student relationship. His being a demon and her being a mere human provides an unequal power dynamic. Due to this, she is as incapable of consent as a 14 year old girl having sex with her 5th period math teacher.

But did she ask the demon for consent? CONSENT GOES BOTH WAYS

Ugh. Rape culture has even embedded itself in Hell.