HOW DO WE CHOOSE? SOMETIMES I LIKE CHAUVINISTS! ESPECIALLY ONES WHO LOST LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES IN BED

WTF, YOU GUYS? I THOUGHT WE WERE BANNING ALL MEN? DID I MISS A MEMO AGAIN?

Never seen her crotch. Sorry.

Did she used to do that? I remember seeing a candid nude of hers when she was still with Brad Pitt and she was full black bush.

"HALFTIME! TWEEEEET!"

#notallmen

I'M TRYING I'M TRYING

I know, not the right movie, but humor me.

Hmmm...Gwyneth used to be all about the Brazilian. But I guess she has changed her tune in recent years.

Ya think Gwyneth and Beyonce got Brazilians together? Beyonce strikes me as more of a landing strip kind of girl.

"It's better to get hit on knee with balls than on chin."

STOP BITING YOUR NAILS TAYLOR IT'S DISGUSTING

"In Your Face Disgrace" and "Turbo Sexophonic Delight."

/facepalm

When you presume, you are concluding that something is a fact without verifiable, empirical evidence.

Riiiight. OK, then. Well, have a nice day.

Stop.

OK. I have had similar experiences. Yet, you seem to not understand the difference between telling a true story and stating a fact.

Perhaps it is. Who's to know? I don't know. Do you have some empiracal evidence that I am not privy to? Maybe you are just far more trusting than I am. Either way, my point stands: there is an inherent difference between a verifiable fact and a shared anecdote. I think most reasonable people would agree.

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