"Wake Up, Asshole!"

Stop. Just stop.

I'm pretty sure the commissioner in question is Jeff Ireland. He spent A LOT of money on pussy when he was with the Dolphins.

Is that supposed to be a haiku? I need some cannabis after reading that sentence.

I am pretty sure they immediately offered the star quarterback mentioned in the article a full scholarship.

I happen to agree with almost everything you said.

I also apologize for jumping on the defensive.

OK, perhaps we need to re-boot this. I apologize for calling you ignorant. However, you criticized the RCC because they are "intransigent" and "unyielding". I took issue with that characterization because Catholics can't just change the Word of God on a whim. Now, if you don't believe in God, then that is kind of a…

First, I'm a woman. Second, your smarmy condescension isn't helping your cause.

I think you are missing the point. Why don't you run along now, and let the grownups talk?

No. Your ignorance stems from your belief that Catholic religious dogma is as fluid and transient as a political party platform. It's not. The pope isn't some iron-fisted dictator issuing wholesale changes to Catholicism with the wave of his hand. Catholic teaching is based upon over 1,500 years of biblical study,…

Your ignorance is without parallel.

Meanwhile, in NBA news, Phil Jackson is expected to announce Duško Vujošević as the new head coach of the Knicks.

Frankly, she disgusts me as much as Sterling does. She does every woman who does experience violence a disservice if she falsely reports.

It would not surprise me to find out in three weeks that this was all some hoax to keep her name in the paper and elicit some sympathy for her after it was revealed that she herself said racist things.

Summer after high school graduation. My yummy freshmen history teacher stops in to my place of work. Chit chat leads to him picking me up after work and going back to his place. Wow. He gave me my first non-masturbatory orgasm. We hooked up a few more times that summer before I headed off to college. Needless to say,…

Why? Because I feel that Jezebel doesn't address legitimate feminist issues like it used to? Because the tenor of discussion on those articles has changed for the negative, and that I believe all that negativity is bad for feminisim in general? THAT is why you think I am an ultra-conservative MRA? I would hope you…