Hey, Shattered Glass was good!

If they're going by body mass, it makes sense- she's easily only 1/3rd his size. I swear I could put her in my pocket.

Too obscure of a 30 Rock reference?

If it's due to excitement, I think that falls under "Jacking".

I enjoy his reviews of bad movies more than most people's about good movies. Good writing goes a loooong way.

Sal the Stockbroker from Howard Stern is exhibit A.

There are two types of people in the world- Those who want you to know it's their birthday and those who don't.

Hah- It sounds like she's appropriated "foodie" and taken it to mean "One who grows food."

Same- Most things tomato-based are great! I actually like them a lot raw as well, but as soon as they get heated up…(shudder)

I'm much more along these lines, although as I've gotten older I've come to the realization that maybe I wasn't that picky, but the things that I don't like (onions, celery, green peppers) are in SO MANY things, especially my mother's plain vanilla cooking growing up. I can feel my stomach churning right now just…

Dad?

Ok, you have to give more about her! What kinds of foods does she talk about that she considers herself a foodie? The ribs are better at Texas Roadhouse than Applebee's, that sort of thing?

Ugh, now with his diabetes (shocker!) he doesn't, but my dad always did the same thing. Don't you even want to try it first?!

Come on Sal, the Tigers are playing to-nite!

I'll buy that for a dollar

I.V. is officially my favorite movie reviewer. Come for the review, stay for gems like 'They fight each other, the nude Lycans and the fetish-wear-clad
vampires, with silver swords and “ultraviolet bullets,” in tunnels and
strongholds that all look alike.'

Sadly upvoted. I've missed more than one of the recent Random Roles because of this.

Come on people, are we all forgetting about…(shudder)…untrimmed chest?

I'm not sure exactly what, but it definitely says something that two of my most hated pop songs of all time both come from Train.

Amen! Just seeing this now…a month later.