I just threw up in my mouth a little.

If you want to talk nervous, you should have seen Kirk deal with the high school boys who egged the Van Houten's Bonneville.

If I ever have need of a username nom de plume, I'm totally going to use jumbled pastiche.

Borys Kit would fit right into the Stars Wars universe…

I actively missed him during his quieter stretch, he's always been one of my favorites.

I'll go one further to make it even more nauseating- At my last company, the title was "Social Media Ninja". I shit you not.

That's how I remember them too.

You're…missing the point entirely.

My younger daughter was suitably impressed when I stuck my two fingers in the air when we were in NYC, and one out of the sea of yellow vehicles immediately made its way over to pick us up. Not quite the same when they come by in their Silver '09 Accord.

Ugh, same here. Now I wish I still didn't know.

This is what I get for only coming on here during work hours. I read a comment, come up with a pithy rejoinder that I'm sure is completely brilliant in its originality, only to find out that another scatalogically-minded citizen came up with it hours ago.

That was the first thing I thought of when I wrote it too- I was trying to keep it somewhat clean. You know, for the kids.

I'm sure we weren't alone, but for years after "the video", if private parts came up in a conversation, my friends and I always called it a gillooly.

I'm sitting in my office "working" right now trying to keep from looking like a lunatic laughing to myself after reading this.

Exactly

One of the reasons it works so well is that it's truly an homage to those 80's movies, not "hey, remember this scene? hey, remember that scene?" like the black holes that are the (blank) Movies.

Seriously, ALWAYS

Early Motley Crue fo sho, that's some good stuff.

Where's Zardoz??

My god that was some goofy shit.