He's going to do a macro on ISIS's computers so that anytime someone writes "suicide bombing", it comes up as "diapers".

Great one. Watching it nowadays I'm left with 2 thoughts:
1. There's no way in the world today that little girl's parents would be letting her hang out with an older boy like that- IMDB tells me she was 9 when the movie came out, which means 8 during filming most likely, and Henry Thomas was 12/13. My daughter is…

Hands-down the quintessential 'nerd'

Noel, when I finally get around to writing my pulpy crime noir, I will be sure to include you in my thank-yous for giving me Grim Slog as the name of my world-beaten gumshoe.

'You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?'

The "A" and the "E" keep getting further apart…

At least she didn't split with you via Yahoo Serious.

Counterpoint: No, there wasn't.

Done and done! And I mean done.

Surely you were in the midst of some sort of amorous…

Shrewsbury, MA now too!

Loved that it was the same alarm clock sound…

Man did he nail that maniacal laughter when the room full of guys started shooting at him.

I need more episodes! What do we have to do to make it happen??

GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN!

Hey! That's-a me!

If you had to pick two countries that are the most complete and total opposites of each other culturally, I think more than a couple people would pick Brazil and Japan.

So once it takes off in popularity, the next headline will have to be "Everyone is Manbanging", right?

No no, not at all. Has his own boutique firm that helps companies that have new products navigate all of the government nonsense.

That sounds like the old chestnut about a republican being a democrat who's been robbed.