Patent and trademark law is where it's at. My patent-and-trademark lawyer friend also tells me that tax law is lame and there isn't as much money in it as you might think.

yet another reason Warburton was so ideal, he's a big, big boy.

Wait, so getting hyped to Chance the Rapper and Jay-Z is an example of good music?

I use at least one Simpsons and one Seinfield reference pretty much every day, whether speaking to someone else, commenting here or writing an email. Seinfield's last episode was my last year of college, and Simpsons has been off the air for a good 15 years now or so.

I like gum, and I really like Scotch, but the thought of Scotch-flavored gum gives me a serious case of the willies.

In a way, the DS9 crew were the real winners. But in another, more accurate way, the Vulcans won.

They just brought me some groceries last week, unlike you moochers.

'two details that are actually pretty vague in the original book and which aren't nearly as important to the plot as pop cultural references might lead you to believe'

Yet when Harry Crane went to his house, he opened the door naked.

(snort), I mean, are we supposed to believe this is some sort of magic xylophone or something?

He and his "roommate" Gary will be there on opening night!

Same- I couldn't pick her out of a lineup to save my life.

Otisb.org?

And- Can the creature from the Black Lagoon do anything besides show up and immediately get blown away by the fat kid?

Holy shit, Shane Black was Hawkins?!?

When the seeds have been planted, you throw away the envelope.

Harrison Ford was fine, but Alec Baldwin, was, is and will always be Jack Ryan to me.

I committed a double-sin, by not only A). Owning a pair but owning a B). Miami Dolphin-branded pair, made even worse by the fact that I'm in Patriots territory (In my defense about owning a Dolphins-themed pair, those were the lean years we don't like to speak of)

Alexis Arquette and Ruth Bader Ginsburg and I'll meet you there.

Even earlier than that- I believe it was in Cool Hand Luke, either Paul Newman or George Kennedy refers to someone as a mullet head.