Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

I hide all my deepest darkest secrets in my tampon. I know they’ll be safe from prying maneyes in there.

This is one of those moments where you realize that someone who is massively successful, incredibly famous and also seems really chill also has the time to be better than you at literally everything else, too. She sewed that herself? Seriously? It's taken me about 6 months to make a basic as hell Hallowe'en costume…

Please describe scenarios (other than chewing gum in hair, which this obviously wasn’t) where drastically chopping off the kid’s hair in a garage might have been “perfectly reasonable”. Really, I’m fascinated to hear.

I understand her need to defend him. It's her way of coping. It just makes things sadder.

The melanin is sooo on fleek! HERE. FOR. IT.

Don’t forget, they were also extras! And there was one actual speaking role! Reminds me of this:

Emma Stone was chief among those who did tireless research, and if any part of her fine characterization has caused consternation and controversy, I am the one to blame.

Tbf, the ad was pulled because “he model appeared unhealthily underweight in the image,” so it doesn’t really matter if the model is underweight or suffering from an eating disorder in actuality, the issue is the perception that the ad is promoting unhealthy body standards.

You mean the women who are practically slaves to the brands and photographers and will most likely not have a job anymore if they rock the boat or say that if they werent that skinny the companies would not let them work? Remember these girls dont just “get” these gigs they are casted and that means there is a…

Fashion’s obsession with this aesthetic is why she gets work. Why would she talk shit about that?

Policing her body isn’t the point of this initiative; she has the form she has and it’s none of our business. I think it would be overstepping, and also incredibly rude, to seek her out and grill her about her weight and health.

Vincent D’Onofrio has always been the better actor of the two. I mean, come on. Full Metal Jacket? Little Saints? Guy is a powerhouse when he’s cast right.

read the books. still think its a stall.

I think the real numbers requires people to hold together a more complex reality than I think people are comfortable— people of color are disproportionately targeted by the police and subject to longer and more punitive measures than white people. White people commit crimes and/or can be vulnerable to being targeted…

But even if white people cared more about the large percentage of white police victims, it still wouldn’t solve the problem of the overrepresentation of black victims, or, more generally, about the huge number of total killings. The goal should be eliminating police killings overall, not getting the white population…

Yes! Though her work supports the misunderstanding, she’s basically saying that having deep relationships is harder than hooking up, which is totally true.
I think the problem is that she focused on women to befriend and men to fuck, so that made it sound weird. And maybe she doesn’t have problems making male friends…

For everyone commenting with anecdotes about their Hapa friends/relatives/dog walkers/random persons: NOT THE FUCKING POINT.

Between this and her constantly starring in Woody Allen films my love for her has waned significantly... Which makes me so sad.