The way I read it:

Agree with everything you said. I think in general truly good friendships are just hard. They can be as much work as romantic relationships. I always find it weird how traditionally you’re allowed to fall apart after a breakup of the romantic sort, but people tend to think it’s weird if you’re walking around crying…

I think the problem is actually she was TOO good at eating the burger and they were hoping for something a little... schloppier

How? She basically waxes nostalgically about student/teacher relationships:

He doesn’t “whip out” a ring one of the guys who “checks on his injury” slips it to him at around :44. That’s aces Best Man stuff right there.

Meh. I hate to stand up for Coulter, because she is the ultimate troll, but as a non-hugger myself the fewer strangers I have to hug, the better. I say that as a dirty old legal immigrant myself. Don’t touch me and I won’t touch you. Can’t say I’ll stand with Coulter, but on this one I cannot blame her.

Yeeeesh...the hug thing doesn’t even register with me on my “you-piece-of-shit-ometer”, she's done & said ALOT worse than that. The fact that she does it for a pay check just makes it worse.

Some people have issues with gun violence...

Pre School.

I firmly believe that all Back-to-School nights should feature at least one ritualistic slaying of a busy-body parent to set an example to the rest of them that they can fuck right the hell on off and stop thinking that public schools are your personal daycares for your kids.

as they’re “still in the process of getting in contact with the parent who saw the posts.”

Raisins should not be in a goddamned cookie.

I mean...that’s more than a gripe at that point, no? Refusing to work together is some pretty straight up unprofessional shit. I mean, if I refused to work with anyone in this office who bugged the hell out of me it would just be me and the kid who gets lunch and even he’s on thin ice after the “Oatmeal Raisin cookie”…

We can never be friends because we are clearly after the same men.

Was anyone else as devastated as I was when Gawker recently axed Housewives recaps for the second time? It’s hard to find a place to discuss the shows where people have the right attitude and sense of humor about them, instead of taking them waaaay too seriously. Vulture’s recaps are fun but I can’t stand their…

Idris Elba and Tom Hardy? I appreciate the range and vast expanses of your imagination. lol

Both at once, like a vortex of hotness? Or in series, like an old-fashioned pinball game?

She is completely unlikeable after watching her mistake a guy for a waiter/coat check because he was black and dressed nicely.

And her daughter, though! That chick is one self-entitled, narcissistic millennial!

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.