I’d love to deserve that kudo, but alas, I don’t... I stole it from Trevor Noah. It is pretty goddamn perfect, though, innit? :)

Mango Unchained is a good one. Well done.

God is currently out of commission, please leave a message at the tone.

It truly is. When Europeans visit and go on about how the United States has no history, no monuments, blah blah blah, I bring them to Muir Woods and show them the Redwood trees — many of which have been here for two millennia — this is our history; these are our monuments.

Cathedral Grove at Muir Woods is where the United Nations Charter was signed! You stand there and it’s immediately clear that it’s a holy place of some kind.

Fucking good. I have been asking (screaming) for a year now why people don’t sue 45* for defamation. This is by far the easiest lawsuit to win, as you have the President of the United States constantly tweeting with his personal account untrue and disparaging things about various people and corporations. This should…

What’s with the tweet about the sketch? Why is he so threatened that he needs to even comment on it?

Yeah, it’s not Jerry Brown’s first rodeo. His refusal to kowtow is half the reason Mango Unchained is gunning for him so hard.

OMG I’m in SF and now I want to meet up with you and Gaijin in Muir Woods for tea and sympathy. :)

Also... if she’s “playing the media for fools”... and “they know it”... then, how exactly are they being taken for fools?

What’s with the tweet about the sketch? Why is he so threatened that he needs to even comment on it?

Shilling his golf course, he really can’t stop advertising can he? Doesn’t matter what it is, he’s either trying to advertise for it or attacking it.

The Code 45* team has noticed how much you Americans love your proclamations; so many Days, Weeks, or Months dedicated to observing or honouring some thing or another. All presidents make these “ceremonial” proclamations, which are mostly meaningless other than to designate some time of special-interest observance or…

With all the talk about Trump and sex lately, was it a Freudian slip? Or, is he really trying to say in his twisted incoherent way that sanctuary cities are breeding crime because of that policy? I wonder if even his die-hard base really understands his drivel? Wait; silly question. They have Fox News to translate…

“Prime Minister @AbeShinzo of Japan and myself this morning building an even deeper and better relationship while playing a quick round of golf at Trump International Golf Club”

The President is reportedly “annoyed” that Nikki Haley announced sanctions against Russia. Members of the administration suggested that Haley was “confused,” about Trump’s plans.

“Later today, Haley told reporters that her relationship with Trump is “perfect.”

There is NO PEE TAPE (except for the one with Hillary)!

No, but I do think that if a person works a full time job at McDonald’s or other line of work, they deserve to make a living wage.