So if Sessions would have refused to resign, then we’d have gotten Rosenstein as AG? Hmmm.... 🤨 (I really need to take this tinfoil hat off—it’s pinchy.)

I’m curious as to the return address on the Brennan package. I bet it was CNN’s office, just like the Eric Holder package was “returned” to DWS.

What kind of speech isn’t prottcted by the First Amendment? Inciting violence? Clearly it is, or Trump and the Proud Boys would be behind bars. It’s a subjective ruling, and who will rule against them?

The Wasserman-Schultz package was meant for Eric Holder, but had a messed-up address and was returned to sender. The return address was Wasserman-Schultz. This just gets horribler and horribler as the day goes on. :(

Elections all over are already being fucked with, I don’t even know if suspending them would be necessary. Clearly, Mr. Flotsam amd I should make an expatriation list as well. :(

So I just looked up “ukases.” Is that a dog whistle? Because they could have just said “edicts,” but instead they used a word whose primary definition is, “a proclamation by a Russian emperor or government having the force of law.” Interesting.

“Mother” looks scarier, if you ask me! And what the hell is up with Pence’s hands/jacket/etc.?

That is what they’re after, isn’t it—the end of time?

In addition to your excellent deduction skills, I would also like to thank you for helping me expand my Spanish vocabulary. I didn’t even have to look this one up!

Is that the stunt Melania again? The face shape looks all wrong.

Telephonic and postal harrassment are but two of the reasons I’m only ever a Dem often and long enough to vote in the presidential primaries.

The Howling, Howling Loofah?? Even if I had actually choked on my coffee, I still would have starred that.

I got the impression he wasn’t going to attend.

I read it (with difficulty) as “crime-infested and crime-breeding concept,” but I wouldn’t be surprised if he meant it in a gross, racist way, since he is a gross racist.

Oh my god, that movie was dumb.

Mr. Flotsam and I listened to the Republican nomination speech lying in bed holding hands. It felt a lot to me like that scene in Titanic where the old couple is in the same pose, fully dressed for formal dinner, as the sea rushes in.

“...on some level Avenatti is enjoying the fuck out of this. He doesn’t wear it on his sleeve, but you can tell.”

Gah, this breaks my heart.

Interesting! I assumed most states were two-party consent. I wonder if more will be after this....